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A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.
"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
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An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.
If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.
If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.
Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
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Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.
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A term coined by Linkara, a comic book reviewer from Channel Awesome. It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.
The eyes on characters are either non-existent or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Youngblood's Disease!
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When your bum looks exacary like your face.
"Hey i heard you were diagnosed with exacary disease." "What is that?" "It's when your bum a look exacary like your face."
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Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.
This disease is mainly in Estonia.
Whole class got Külli disease. I went to shop and when i came back i got Külli disease.
A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'
I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..