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A black Quarterback in the National Football League who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles.
He got insulted by Rush Limbaugh last year and his team has choked in the '01, '02, and '03 NFC Championship games. He recently lost the Super Bowl to the Patriots because of three costly interceptions. But center Hank Fraley says it's cause Donovan had a wittle tummy ache. Awwww...
When the flying fuck are my Eagles gonna win the Super Bowl???
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Original band from the Bay Area, CA.
You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?
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Peighton and Donovan are best friend that secretly like each other and would be a great couple with 1 friend they can always trust named Samantha.
Peighton and Donovan are FCE.
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The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan
Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan
Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan
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The result of wrapping a large elastic band around the base of the male reproductive organ, cutting of blood supply to said appendage, thus rendering it blue. In certain circles, this is done for sexual excitement. This is considered dangerous by medical proffesionals, however, many fetishists are more than willing to run the risk of testicular strangulation
The extent of their sexual exploration led them to attempt a Blue-Donovan.
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Origin is hazy, but could possibly come from a small town in New York, most likely in the Upstate region. Legend has it that the first skateboarder in this town was an evil elf named Donovan. He would skate through the streets, yelling incoherent babble at teh school children. Such phrases as, "You're grounded!" and "Cow little chico fro" could sometimes be made out, but not often. Legend also has it that if Evil Donovan would also steal tater tots from unsupecting children.
Jim: Little Mikey wouldn't go to bed, so I told him if he didn't sleep, Evil Donovan would eat his tater tots.
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