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dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019


dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 16, 2009


bustin a dook

v. defecating, pooping

Give me a few minutes, I'm bustin a dook.

by Unamazing314 August 16, 2010


cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado September 04, 2015


shlopin’ a dook

When you want to say that you’re using the restroom but your vocabulary is limited to Anime American-English

Hi baka, i’m just shlopin’ a dook right now!!!

by icybus February 29, 2024


dook-boot

Your trunk, butt, ass, if you will, after one has shit their pants, most likely at Walmart.

You're missing out on the true spirit of walmart, show up to the register with dook-boot and argue over the price of your items

by SwaggyTheClown July 07, 2021


dooks of hazard

Extreme diarrhea.

Man that chili I ate last night gave the dooks of hazard! I had to shit all day today!

by phil d snutz May 21, 2023