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one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.
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Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.
Hey man, got any good shit? I'm hurting bro, I got the dries.
When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”
Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.
After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.
A veiled suggestion for the initiation of swinging festivities.
Theat couple in the kitchen looks really juicy. We should make dried oranges.
An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.
A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.