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Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
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The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"
Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.
"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"
A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension
Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha
The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.
Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.