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Elon Musk is like real life Iron Man 2. Bad
Everyone involved in the making of this film, from Elon Musk down to the assistant's assistant's assistant whose only job was to gently dab the anus of Elon Musk's chihuahua with lemon-scented baby wipes, must all be packed into a spaceship and blasted into the sun.
Stupid. Juvenile. Predictable. Embarrassing.
Supposedly Elon Musk actually spent time in a Moscow prison and studied Russian history to "prepare for his role" ... erm, for what exactly, to play a human cartoon? If you'd told me he got the part in the morning and was shooting by midday I'd have no reason to doubt that. His character was stunningly dreadful. As were everyone else of course.
Only bright spot in an otherwise abysmal 2 hours of cinematic shite was Elon Musk. As ever, he's interesting and fun to watch. The only actor to not utterly shame himself, although, he should still be spanked hard for taking a big fat payday to appear in such a mess.
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Serial entrepreneur and visionary, leading humanity into the future.
Did you hear about this new awesome technology that will benefit us all?
Hell yeah, I hear the company behind it is run by Elon Musk. This guy makes things happen!
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When you think so outside of the box people think you're crazy, but your idea ends up being way better than anyone thought.
Inspires people to come up with ideas to fix problems we didn't know we had.
Bro 1: "Bro, what if we made rockets that landed themselves upright after their flight, and dug tunnels under Los Angeles so we don't have to deal with traffic?"
Bro 2: "Bro that's crazy....so crazy it might just work."
Bro 1: "Thanks bro, I knew I could inspire you to think like a billionaire toddler. I call that shit the Elon Musk Effect!"
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1) The name of the effect where someone has an idea for a product that is so outside the box, no one thinks it will work, but it works way better than people thought it would.
2) (On Twitter) When Elon Musk links something or references a website, his followers (eg, the musketeers), will immediately click the link, overwhelming the site's servers and acting as a DDOS, meaning only the first several people to click the link will see the page, and the rest will have to wait for the site to die down.
1) Elon Musk: What if... like... we landed rockets on a drone ship in the ocean?
Everyone: lmao good luck with that
Elon Musk: *does it*
Everyone: Guess thats just the Elon Musk Effect
2) Elon Musk: stankmemes.com strikes again
everyone: *goes to site*
everyone: site is down, I blame the Elon Musk Effect.
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The biggest Bratan in the Universe. 6,022*10^23 times bigger and better than anything you will ever achieve. Let that sink in for a moment. For reference, that number looks like this: 602200000000000000000000, with this many zeros (23). That would be like comparing the biggest Bratan in the observable Universe to 6,022*10^23 Toyota Corollas.
LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MOMENT
Eyyyy Elon 'Bratan' Musk, how is Space X doing??
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When they were once together as a COUPLE.
R L GRIMES pines so much for that ASSH0LEY MATTRESS SEX lifestyle again with ELON REEVE MUSK but at least she has that song to PLAY over and over to remind her to be truthful to the WORLD'S RICHEST MAN as hete is ONE OF THEIR SONGS , R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG as LOVE bUG LEavE My hEaRt aloNE. by MARTHA REEVES AND THE VANDELLA'S GORDY RECORDS..MOTOWN (UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP) LUCIAN CHARLES GRANGE CBD CEO
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transitive verb
1. the complete destruction of the perceived overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
2. the recognition that the characteristic or abilities placed in an individual are completely wrong.
3. a loss of esteem or regard
He has eloned any perception that he was a first-class playwright.