Estate Rate

The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.

Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.

Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.

Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.

Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.

You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.

Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.

The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.

Real Estate Lead Generation

Real estate lead generation is the marketing process of stimulating interest in a product or service for the purpose of developing a sales pipeline. ... The goal of a successful real estate agents' lead generation campaign is to turn a lead into a prospect, then a client, and finally a closed client.

Norman Szobotka has an agent-to-agent real estate lead generation program. He only charges when you get a close.

Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

estated

a area which estates have been developed

ellenbrook estated

Fake Estate

Estate which doesn't exist. Not real estate.

Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.