floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

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Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

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float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

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floating head

present at warehouse and you are incredibly GAKKED and your head proceeds to float away from the rest of your body.

did you see kenny last night? he was a floating head.

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What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.

What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,

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yellow float

A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.

me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )

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Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

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