Eskimo-Father

-noun

1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with

Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers

Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP

"Crow Father will save us!"

father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

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Father Bob

To get a boner your first time.

Little Douglas at the age of 6 got his father bob this morning!

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shitty father

my father.

ur a shitty father

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Father's day

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

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