an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"
"fuck me sideways what the harl"
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It is when your mom and dad have sex together and you hear your mom scream fuck me hard
Dad:clap clap clap
Mom:Fuck me hard
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An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"
Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"
You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!
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something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they donβt wanna do
jimmy: ...fuck meπ
amanda: ok iβm ready babe
jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe
amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!
amanda: ok iβm leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period
ali: we have science
mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr itβs so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure iβll fuck you π
mia: thatβs not what i meant
jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me
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Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.
She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.
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When some does your ass wrong, or tries to play you
That bitch ainβt gimme no type of sauce bruh, on god she fucking me over.
idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
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