British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".
"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."
When you pp and it does sum weird shit.
AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.
Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.
Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”
When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.
Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?
Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)
The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.
I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.
A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.
...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!