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The gene that is passed from mother/father to kid that define him as a kevin. It manifest itself by a high presence of Honda Civic near a Kevin nest
Chad : Why is there so much Honda Civic in the street ?
Math : Look at this house, they all have the Kevin Gene
Being naturally fit and athletic due to forced breeding of the strongest slaves during slavery in America in African-Americans.
How did jimmy get fit so fast? Dude has serious slave genes.
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He will probably eliminate me for revealing his true identity, but Gene Snitsky is actually a mobile TMD Unit manufactored somewhere in a secret army installation in Pennsylvania. He was allowed to enter the WWE as a professional wrestler on the basis that he not reveal himself. However, his first interview gave him away, and I don't think I was the only one to notice. The monotone voice, the "Sorry JR but my sensors indicate that it was not my fault" (what he meant to say) was a sure fire giveaway. Suspicions were increased further by a recent Monday Night Raw episode where Snitsky got in the ring and proceeded to robot dance. Snitsky is very defensive about his true idenity and one should be very carefull when using the term "robot" or anything close to it.
JR - Snitsky is in the ring robot dancing!
(Snitsky stops dancing and gets very serious.)
Snitsky - Are you calling me a robot?
JR - No I'm just saying you were doing the robot.
Snitsky - What's it to you?
(Stinger missiles appear out of his back.)
JR - Uhhhh nothing?
Snitsky - Exactly.
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Struggle genes refers to the low birth and fertility rates among mainly white people and their similar propensity for developing forms of illnesses associated with sun exposure.
Black friend 1 : "Wow did you see how Caitlin Jenner had some massive injury to her nose?"
Black friend 2 : "Yes she says her nose was damaged by sun exposure - It's those struggle genes working over time".
Black woman 1: "Why are fertility rates dropping for white people?"
Black woman 2: "It's those struggle genes that they have"
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Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
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Genetically-enhanced GMO food and pre-prepped (pre-prepared) meals.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.
Activists think that gene cuisine will lead us to 'Farmaggedon': farmland Armaggedon!
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A slang term describing a woman's disposition to perpetually nag and verbally demean her husband or boyfriend.
Why does he take her verbal abuse? She must have the flog gene.
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