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when shit upon shit gets thrown at you and you don’t deserve it
They called the cops on gene because they thought he robbed a store, but he didn’t. Damn bro he really got gened
Gene’s are always unbelievably sweet and genuine to everyone. They tend to be unbelievably hot and attractive and are absolutely amazing in relationships. They make the most loving and genuine boyfriends and have the biggest hearts. Their happiness is contagious and it is impossible not to feel happy when around them.
Oh my gosh, Gene is the most attractive person I’ve ever seen.
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A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face.
He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.
As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.
His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.
I need a Gene to rock my world.
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He is a chill dude, kinda crazy sometimes and is strong for no reason. He is a very loyal friend and sometimes fucks up but, he apologizes for what he did. He will love you and protect you. Sometimes he plays aggressively but that means he cares about you.
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Godlike in stature, to walk into a crowded room and the men sit down and the women drop their pants. to be such a viking lord that spiders are scared of you...not the other way around.
Often referred to by scientists as a "finely tuned instrument of the coital arts"
see also: UBER-MAN
"hey dude is that Gene?"
"WHAT!?? RUN!!!"
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Can be an absolute asshole and usually is, he can have a soft spot at times but refuses to show it. A caring, loving, amazing man under his cover hate and "bitchiness"
Girl-is that Gene? Oh God he's so mine..
Girl2-Hes taken unfortunately
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A mysterious, beautiful and caring lady. Introvert but may be an extrovert when you really know her. Vain but sometimes self-conscious. Sarcastic as always and straight-forward. Loyal in their partners and extremely generous and warm-hearted in nature. A human lie detectors. Genee does not fall in love easily, she loves with their hardest, and can end it in seconds with a good reason. Genee is a funny kind of person, she can make you laugh but she is the corniest among the name of the girls.
You: I have a joke!
Friend: No, no, don't continue it, you're Genee, as always.
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