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A person who spreads his seeds like a Dandelion in the wind
Look that genital gypsy thinks he's a pimp
A high five but with your genitals.
Ed (to Tanisha): "Dude, we should bang."
Tanisha (to Ed): "We totally should!"
(Both): *genital five*
Painful inflammation of the sexual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. Symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embarassment due to the infected patient's tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim's system. Caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
I went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. I hope I do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
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The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.
He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”
She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
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A small bump on the genitals caused by a common sexually transmitted infection.
Genital warts are a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
Please don't be talking about my parts you got Genital warts back off not in the mood for shit
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The act of using ones genital warts as a biological weapon against one's enemies and resulting in said person (or persons, if case need be) getting 0wn3d.
I just used Genital Wartage to infect your father, who in turn infected your sister. I believe that calls for cake.
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Michael Jackson has something to do with it 🤔🤷🙄
look up youtube, moose genitals
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