sherlock holmes morning

When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.

After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.

Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?

After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.

I had one hell of a sherlock holmes morning, I woke up on a park bench with a dead squirrel.

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Wayne Anthony Holmes

The biggest twat you will ever meet.

Delusional twat that hates Ronnie O’Sullivan and loves his bum boy Judd Trump as he tweets about him all day

Get off the pipe Wayne Anthony Holmes

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James Eagan Holmes

The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.

If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.

James Eagan Holmes killed twelve people and wounded seventy others. He deserves no mercy.

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John Holmes Huge

A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.

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Priest Holmes

Stupid shithead juggalo who gays up FYAD.

for real b
hateration be takin over the nation.

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ryan holmes

very strange. Rages at overwatch and continues his racist propoganda.

1:Damn, ryan holmes is so racist.
2:yeah i know

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Katie Holmes' Tits

The direct opposite of the holocaust.

Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

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