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While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.
"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"
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1 - Any person that is unwilling to listen to, learn from and heed the counsel and the wisdom of someone who has gone before them, and foresees the pain, consequences and heartache that lie ahead in the path the person has chosen.
2 - Someone who only learns by suffering and/or sad experience.
3 - A student of the School Of Hard Knocks.
Example #1 - A small child who has recently learned how to walk starts walking towards a table. The child can see under the table just fine because their line of sight is under the table, but their forehead isn't. The parent across the room starts waving their arms and yelling, "Look out!", "Stop!", "Watch your head!", "Wait!" Unfortunately, the child either doesn't listen, doesn't understand, or flat out ignores the parents warning, and walks right in the table. The child is knocked on their but, starts rapidly taking in air, let's out a shattering scream, and out of their forehead pops a knot (Also known as a goose egg). Thus the term knot head.
Example #2 - The young teenager, enamored and infatuated with another, that decides against the counsels of their parents, to engage in sexual activity, which eventually ends up in an STD, pregnancy, abortion or shotgun wedding and subsequent divorce.
Example #3 - The guy who buys a bullet bike and decides, against the counsel of his friends and family, to drive it fast and recklessly on the freeway, without a helmet or proper protective body gear, which ends up getting in a high speed accident and receiving serious disabling injuries.
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When you get semen in your pubes (man or woman) and they dry your pubes together causing a glue effect.
Rose made me pull out so I came on her bush. In the morning she was screaming trying to comb out the jizz knots.
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When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.
Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"
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a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.
what is that guy doin? wait.......no way he's a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he's fuckin that tree
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The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.
Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.
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The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.
Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.
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