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Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them

Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.

by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023

770πŸ‘ 929πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

317πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.

β€œSo glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”

by DovBaer May 31, 2024

292πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

Someone taking an item or idea that is obviously not theirs and claiming it as their own

The Europeans Israeled Falafel

by bid13 July 10, 2024

26πŸ‘ 253πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.

You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.

by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024

247πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.

They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.

by Truth explainer May 31, 2024

306πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.

A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!

B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"

by Someone else number 3 October 22, 2023

834πŸ‘ 957πŸ‘Ž