itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

itchy bollus

itchy bollus bobobobobobo bennie

you got thos itchy bollus denton

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

itchy cave

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly

I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave

itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch

I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.

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itchy sugarlumps

Itchy Sugarlumps is an Irish slang term for square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the Irish police force).

The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting, cock fighting, child fighting.

Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the young lad lyin dead under the van!"

Brenden: "And how did you get out of that one, Seamus?"

Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"

Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"

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Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

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