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The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.
Look, that guy is an ivan, run away
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A asshole ex bf your stuck on but hes such a manwhore he makes you feel special then randomly just cuts you off and he talks to thousands of girls but hes just so damn fine that you dont care cuz u want him bad in every kind of way you think ivan could possibly like you well your wrong he just wants to use you after ignoring u for a month he talks to you again but it never last with him you would think he cared just a little bit but nahh he dont he always cancels on you and. I thought i was the perfect girl in a non perfect way but im just shit to him but yet i still love him whats wrong with me hes a ivan
Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me
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German, Hungarian, Russian, Hispanic male who hates black females....
Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
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a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls
"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."
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A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely
Girl: Whos that fat kid?
boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs
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like a hurrican; home wrecker; husband stealer; gavin lover~maybe; rocket
Her affair with josh ruined his marriage.
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The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.
Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!
Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!
Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!
Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!
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