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A big brain way to name the former US President. Pretty known from the 18+ game known as Roblox
Person 1: Who was George Washington? Big brain person 1:Do you mean Jorge Washingmachine *dabs*
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Is a awseome guy who girls think are really cute, is shy and calls himself a character in a tv show
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A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
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George Washington's lesser known mexican soul-brother political counterpart.
Voter: Que Pasa Mang? You Vote For Jorge Washingtinez?
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
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Street Jesus and the Baddest Motherfucker alive. This is no exaggeration; he literally became the BMF in 2019 after destroying Nate Diaz for the BMF belt. He also has the fastest knockout in UFC history after having knocked out Ben Askren in five seconds. He is called Street Jesus because he looks like Jesus Christ, and prior to fighting professionally, he used to fight on the streets when he was as young as 17 (like when he fought Ray in Kimbo Slice's yard). When he knocks out his opponent, he claims he is baptizing them.
Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight.
The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action.
Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
Thesaurus - Jorge Masvidal - Synonyms: Baddest Motherfucker, BMF, Gamebred, Street Jesus.
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When a Lost Media Youtuber talks about a piece of lost media, and it’s found within a short timeframe.
john_doe27 talked about that commercial a week ago and now it’s been found, another case of the Jorge Effect
Curious Jorge is a monkey, she was once a useless, depressed Human named Jodie but after she met the Supreme Ape: King Kong and rejected humanity she saw the light and made it her duty to show people the monkey way and take over the world.
Curious Jorge: Reject Humanity and be monkey
Brainless Human: no thanks
Curious Jorge: So you have chosen death omae wa mou shindeiru!