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The one month were it's ok to jerk off every single day
Yo bro, Chris failed jack off january. He didn't nut once!
Spending your entire day jacking off.
Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.
Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.
"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"
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The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
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I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.
Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.
Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".
Glad we've cleared all that up.
Jack Off Jill rules.
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When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.
Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.
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A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.
Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.
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