A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises,
Where's my 'Mama Jana?'
When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.
My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.
Jana is an intelligent, fun loving guy who loves spending time with his loved ones and exploring the outdoors. He has a determined spirit and takes pride in taking care of his health and often goes for hikes. He's most likely an avid Raptors fan and will jive well with anyone who loves basketball. He's easy to talk to and has a very positive and warm energy. He has good morals and strong beliefs and marches to the beat of his own drum. Loyal and Kind and a killer smile you'll be lucky if you have a Jana in your life!
Hey do you know that guy?
Who Jana? He's dope. One of a kind!
Jana is a nigger who only likes to eat, sleep, and watch her annoying shows.
"Jana always spends most of her day sleeping what an idiot"
She loves cheese. ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ณ
"Omg I heard Jana had a cheese obsession phase and so they had to take out liters of cheese from her organs..."