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Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

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Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

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jared

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

by metallballer February 5, 2008

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A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020

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Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 9, 2018

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Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa May 5, 2018

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jared

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

by gavin004 May 21, 2019

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