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When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
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A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.
Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
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When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self
jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari
ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google
ari:so am i
jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks