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When you have to poop real bad, but can't find a toilet. You consintrate real hard to send it back. Usually leads to massive constipation.
While at the Statefair 2 days ago I felt a huge shit coming on. So I sat on the bench and slowly "rerouted" the turd. Now I can't shit.
1. When you want to break up with someone who won't get the hint so you do things that would make them want to break up with you.
Anna's boyfriend Todd wasn't getting the hint, so she rerouted him and told him she wanted to have 5 kids. Todd broke up with her immediately.
re-router, noun. A woman, who during sexual intercourse, without any prior indication or communication, suddenly inserts the man's dick into her asshole, thereby "rerouting" the course of the cock.
"I was fucking this cougar bitch and my dick slipped out so the bitch grabbed my cock and stuck it back in. I looked down and my dick was in her asshole! The fucking bitch was a rerouter!"
- Hodge
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When it snows and miss a connection on a Delta flight by 10 min., they will administer the Missoula Reroute. They'll first suggest that you fly the entire next day with three or more connections, most of which you will probably end up missing, and arrive at your final destination at around midnight. After a lengthy argument, they will figure out that there is indeed a better option that will get you within driving distance of your destination in just a few hours. This will ultimately end up sending you on a treacherous journey through snow-covered roads with elk and deer jumping out after every turn. It ends up being about as pleasant as being plowed from behind, something they don't do to the roads in Idaho or Montana.
When administering a Missoula Reroute, say: "I'm sorry, it's snowing outsite. I'm going to have to fuck you in the ass."
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To deter a bitch from coming at you when he/she has no reason or grounds. #byebitch
Person 1: Are you wearing basket ball shorts at the club? How classy!
Person 2: Reroute. I didn't send for you.
A free browser based game where you control a ship around a green octogon. You collect red rectangles, and avoid blue ones. The goal of the game is to survive as long as possible.
Man, all of the good web game sites are blocked. Guess I'll play REROUTE.