Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
A little smelly emo grill who looks like charles boyle
Hi immy
"Did you see immy/big jingles?"
"Yea, she looks like charles boyle bruhh ☠️☠️😂"
The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way
I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap
1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.
2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).
hand job weed fairy stroke marijuana ballsack
1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.
2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!
When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.
Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.
Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.
the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season
that guy totaly jingle balled me
A really fat man/woman who has a bell belly button piercing that jingles whenever they move(or stand still)
-Also known as some one who's swallowed a bell that can still be heard.
That ringing must be coming from the Jingle-belly over there.