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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013


Big jingles

A little smelly emo grill who looks like charles boyle

Hi immy

"Did you see immy/big jingles?"
"Yea, she looks like charles boyle bruhh ☠️☠️😂"

by Elbow79 March 07, 2022


jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 October 15, 2015


jiminy jingle

1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).

hand job weed fairy stroke marijuana ballsack

1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.

2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!

by Marcus Ricci April 26, 2006


Jingle Monkey

When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.

Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.

Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.

by Seafloorium August 23, 2009


jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season

that guy totaly jingle balled me

by evana hummpalot December 19, 2010


Jingle-belly

A really fat man/woman who has a bell belly button piercing that jingles whenever they move(or stand still)

-Also known as some one who's swallowed a bell that can still be heard.

That ringing must be coming from the Jingle-belly over there.

by Tyler776 December 30, 2008