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A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”
Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”
Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
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Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
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Juan is a just shit man... like fr nobody wants a juan with his dusty self always making a girl feel bad🥱
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A dumb cunt who is trying to get new friends. Also he is a savage. NOT.
HEY JUAN. YOUR A FAGGOT!
Juan:Oh,you're just mad.
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The number before two
Juan (1), 2, 3....
Juan also means "the kid who ate a flower". It also means Pollito Pio
Omg he looks like a juan today
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Fat, ugly, and extremely gay. Likes people named HoodiniMagic and would eat their ass if had the opportunity presented itself.
Juan you are fat and ugly nobody loves you.
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