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The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.
Nobody ever wipes off the excess ketchup from the nozzle, now there are ketchup boogers everywhere!
Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.
Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.
Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.
A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.
"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
Something used by girls to absorb their menstrual flow. The term is used to provide a shocking visual.
Mimi: AFK
Jenn: Ping me when you get back. I have a question.
Mimi: Back. Had to run to the bathroom. My ketchup rag was overflowing.
Jenn: Ill. TMI!
Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.
Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!
another word for a used/bloody tampon.
While snooping through my girlfriends bathroom. I opened the cabinet under the sink and saw at least 300 ketchup sticks just laying on the floor.
A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.
1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.
A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.
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