a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.
That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.
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Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.
Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
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The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.
a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'
Someone overweight that's swimming
What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.
Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.
a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods
jim your a lard eater