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A story with multiple untruths that won't withstand even a cursory inspection. The trumper will vehemently deny that these untruths are lies.
In the Senate hearing, Kavanaugh told a trump of lies about the definition of slang terms such as boofing, Devil's triangle, and FFFFFourth of July.
When you see a free wi-fi connection, join the network but it makes you sign up to some bullshit or tries to charge you.
Hells yeah this place has free wifi.......
Nevermind, its just li-fi pretending to be free.
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One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.
* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *
Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate
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Herman Li: the worlds only living paradox. The lead guitarist for the speed-power-metal band Dragonforce. Shreds notes that do not even exist on a guitar's fretboard, able to hit 103.5 nps (Notes Per Second), only to have ever been beaten by Jesus himself, with an average of 105.6 nps. Along with Sam Totman, they create solos that have actually been recorded to launch multi-dimensional black holes from the top frets of their guitars. On one such occasion, Herman's pick actually started melting somewhere around 00:37 seconds into their track "Fury of the Storm" He then quickly ripped the zipper off of his fly and continued playing for the rest of the song. Unfortunately, half way through their solo, despite the zippers rest by Herman tapping, it started to spark,
actually igniting a fans hair. Nevertheless, he continued playing. At around 5:16, when Herman performed a "dive bomb" effect, the croud noticed the guitars strings to have actually "bent" into the top 20 frets. The croud suspected they were just seeing things, but by around 5:32, the bend had become bigger, and Herman's own hair started getting sucked into what seemed to be, -quote- "A mini vortex of awesomeness" As the solo continued, the hole got larger and larger, but the headbanging got stronger and stronger, until a little child was actually sucked out of his mothers arms and launched into the hole.
Other uses of the word "Herman Li" can be used as following
-"I just so Herman Li'ed the song" Meaning you hit absolutely every note in a Dragonforce song while being drunk.
-"You so just got Herman Li'ed" Meaning as in a guitar duel, you got absolutely annihalated by Herman Li or Jesus.
The word Herman Li cannot be used by many, as it is almost impossible to play anywhere near half as fast and good as him.
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a girl having nice legs like the famous street fighter 2 character.
"damn that girl is chun-li-in over there"
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A genius trillionaire investor who earned his first billion by the age of 19. He is extremely smart and talented and has a hobby of smurfing in real life. All his friends are all very jealous of his intellegence and usually don't have the intellegence to understand the investment advice that he gives to others.
Kian : Wow you are such a genius Zehao!
Nathan : I'm so sorry Zehao that I cannot understand your complex investment strategies.
Ben : I wish I could be like you someday Zehao.
Ollie : You are so handsome that I may turn gay for you Zehao.
Jack : I am so jealous about that fact Zehao Li is better then me at every single thing in the world.
Alex : I wish I could be cool like Zehao.
Jake : please don't hurt me, you are so cool and strong I am so scared!
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A dirty lis is when a lizard eating backstreet Asian midget spits into the maggot infested anus of a filthy used Russian prostitute while they both chug vodka.
Guy 1: fancy licking up the juice leftover from that dirty lis?
Guy 2: read my mind dawg
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