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Hottest Women on earth!!!! are named Lisa and thats that
She is so hot, I bet her name is Lisa. If it isnt, Imma call her that anyway
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A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.
Wow. She is Lisa. She needs to be put in a mental hospital.
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Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awesome sense of humor. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
Jason your just like Lisa!
Jason's are Perfect for Lisa's
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ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D
Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3
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A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.
Example 1.
Aidan: "What's that?"
Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me."
Aidan: "Lisa?"
Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever!"
Example 2.
Marcus: "I had the best sex last night!"
Stacey: "You totally slept with Lisa"
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A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.
I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.
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