Junkie logic

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

Republican Logic

Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white

2. That taxes are "punishment"

3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries

4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"

5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.

6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating

7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.

8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't

Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!

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logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

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Women Logic

The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.

Women Logic

Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.

Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.

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republican logic

1)A myth made up by fox news and believed by the ignorant. See also: lies

2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings

"My friend John believes in Republican logic. He's an ass."

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didabolean logic

Pronunciation: did-ə-ˈbō-lē-ən ˈlä-jik
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010

A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.

His decision to put on some music and have a beer, rather than to return to work, was a result of some solid didabolean logic.

teacher logic

Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.

Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.