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A person who plays along in a relationship,continuously lies and is insincere
syn: asshole
-girl finds out her boyfriend of 6 years was having an affair with another chick for a year-
(text message to boy)
Girl : You are a lying cunt!
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A kick ass song by Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains fan 1:
"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"
Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!
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A honest but fun loving, adventerous person who is highly trusted with other lives.
Shoua Ly said "don't eat the BDU's"!!!
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Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.
Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
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I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.
"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."
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Nena Ly was an ancient African princess.Everybody loved her so much,that they named their babies after her.She was a beautiful girl.So many people named their kids after her,that they had to make a law for people can only name their babies Nena Ly if they were beautiful.Till this day some people name their babies Nena Ly.
Nena Ly was very,very beautiful.
A hoe that claims she ain’t hoeing
Chloe yhu a lying leg yk damn well yhu talk to mad niggas