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When you perform cunnilingus and come up with that clam makeup on your face
“I had a job interview this morning and forgot about the clam makeup I had on”!
In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"
not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"
*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*
Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!
What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you
If guys have no nut November. Girls should have no makeup may. Where they can't wear makeup for all of may!
Good luck girls
No makeup may
Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.
Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.
You see how the “Should we allow makeup in the workplace?” Guy is outright defending “Having sex with the disabled in the group home you work in at work” that pretty funny man. That’s a funny thing to see happen.
Hym “No makeup but yes retard sex.... Ok.... That’s... That’s something...”
Powdered, liquid, or creamy substances, primarily used by women.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.
John: Look at that girl, wow, she's stunningly beautiful.
Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.
When a person loves makeup more then anything else. When your heart skips a beat for makeup
“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”
“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”