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Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.
Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'
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To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.
Al once again showed great whitey management after a quick tactical chunder in the downstairs toilet.
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1. The response a Georgia Tech management major receives from a non-management major during introductions.
2. A natural physical reflex, similar to vommitting.
3. A way for a non-management major to express his superiority over a management major.
4. A word that is often followed by a series of poorly-executed "saves," such as "that's cool" or "I gotcha."
5. Similar to, although not as severe as, the UGA 'Oh...' which occurs when a Georgia Tech student meets a UGA student.
See also m-train and tech trolley.
Student A: "Hey. What's up? I'm George."
Student B: "Hey. I'm Burdell. How's it going?"
Student A: "Good."
Student B: "So, what major are you?"
Student A: "Management. What about you?"
Student B: "Oh... I gotcha. Um, I'm mechanical engineering."
Student A: "Nice."
Student A: (thinks to himself) "I hate The Management 'Oh...'. Maybe I should transfer to UGA, where the business school is lower-ranked but is somehow worshiped there."
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MEANINGS:
The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.
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The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.
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The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.
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The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.
EXAMPLES:
Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.
Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.
Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.
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A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.
I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.
When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.
Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(
Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.
Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.