Random
Source Code
Random
A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
15👍 7👎
Manchester, KY is located in the southeastern part of Kentucky, in the Application Mountains. Beautiful scenery, but that's about it. Manchester (also known as Gunchester) is one of the most redneck, hillbilly towns in the continental US. it's also one of the most corrupt cities in the state of Kentucky. Barefoot and pregnant, squirrel eating/killing, four-wheel atv riding, and METH are the things most notable about this town. If you find yourself here, either leave soon or forever be a part of this small community of rednecks. Located east of London, KY.
If you want the best weed in Kentucky, you need to go to Manchester, KY.
20👍 15👎
Manchester by the sea. A town where everyone secretly hates eachother except for a select few. Most kids here fucking suck. In the summer, you can find almost every fucking person playing spike ball and huge circles of all the kids getting drunk while taking up the whole beach. Everyone drives a Jeep. The moms sit around and drink wine during their book clubs and like to brag about their overachieving children while gossiping about all the other kids that they look down on. Everyone knows everyone’s business and you can almost always find someone fucking in their car at tucks point.
In Manchester by the sea, the worst senior class to ever graduate was the class of 2018.
I’m so bored, we should spin singing beach in Manchester by the sea.
6👍 2👎
Man United are a football team in England who were very successful in the nineties, but now are not. Most Mancunians support rivals Man City, most of the support comes from the South of England, Cyrus, Malta, USA and East Asia. Everyone used to hate them as they were bloody good, now they aren't that good, so no one cares much about them. This annoys them.
Fans are famously low in football knowledge.
Manchester United football fans club- 2000 members (Down from 10000 in the ninties)
1 from Manchester
600 from South England
100 from Cyrus
100 from Malta
199 from USA
1000 from East Asia
156👍 174👎
The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.
Manchester United are the greatest ever football team.
206👍 236👎
An Awesome team with amazing skill. Known for tradition and glamour. You can argue that they have glamour but not tradition. Tradition is amazing in this team. They have always brought up players when they were young and made them world class players.e.g Giggs, Scholes, Nevilles, Beckham, Nicky Butt, Roy Keane. Ever notice that in many teams in the premierleague there is at least one person who used to play for Man United and this is why I will always be a Man United Fan. Excluding all of the trophies they have won.
Rio Ferdinand passes it to Giggs, an amazing run by Giggs his moving and twithching left to right, can you believe it a man in his 30's acting like a teen, but this is still Ryan Giggs finally passes it to Rooney and shot and Its a GOALLLLLLL!!!!!! This is Manchester United we are talking about.
257👍 300👎
A transgender football team in England comprised of batty aunty maanz.
I am transgender and batty so I support Manchester United.
6👍 3👎