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The act of crawling over someones face, while they are asleep, and crouching down upon there face laying one FAT turd in there mouth!
So when they wake up they know they've been mani'd
Boy1: oiiii OIIIII!! BOSS! i mani teabagged bare boys last nite!
Boy2: fuckin hell man your isn't once enough?
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The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.
Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?
5 hours earlier;
Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.
Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.
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How long something will take or be in 365 days.
How many years will you be at the army?
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"My bunny's nails were getting too long, so I had to give him a bunny mani-pedi."
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When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.
Generally considered bad practice.
example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.
example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"
When something said or done is so wrong, that one cannot help but feel disdain for it on numerous metaphysical tiers.
That is to say, it breaches what is considered 'right' in more ways than one.
Person 1: 'I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her with her grandma...'
Person 2: 'Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels'.
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You act like you want something, but you're indecisive and don't really care about the feelings of other people.
Friend: "Girl what happened to Paul?"
Other Friend: "He play too many games. He wasn't ready for a relationship."
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