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Marissa

THE CHHICK AT SCHOOL WHI WILL TURN HER BACK ON YOU WHEN YOU NEED HER MOST SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PHONE AND LIE ABOUT IT AND SHE WILL LIE TO YOU YOUR WHILE LIFE KNOWING HER DO NOT TRUST ANYBODY NAMED MARISSA

Marissa stole my phone I got it back but I wanted to slap her.

by burgerherpuner July 12, 2020

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Marissa

Marissa is also a very sweet nice person who is writing this with her friend Riley... I HAD COFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!
SEEEE YOUUUU NEEEXXTTTTT TIIIMEEE Y'ALLLLLL

MERRY HALLOWEEN ALL OF YOU BEECHES OUT THERE!!! :)
HAVE A JOLLY THANKSGIVING!

THAT BEECH IS SUCH A MARISSA!

by MR. DERRIK LAMMAR STEVESTON October 30, 2018

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Marissa

Marissa is a person who manipulates others and breaks hearts. She will act like the victim in every situation, blame you for everything, and will just be an overall horrible person to you. Never date a Marissa!

random person: didn’t you date a Marissa?

me: yeah, sadly.

random person: Marissa’s are the worst! i feel bad for you.

by maddy :))) February 18, 2020

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


marissa

marissa is a very unique name, especially this spelling of it. the name marissa means 'of the sea'.. the sea is a very beautiful, mysterious place. which is the same for most girls named marissa. beautiful and very mysterious. marissa's usually have very low self esteem and do not see themselves as beautiful, but every single person, male or female, can see it very clearly. marissa's can be very moody and when they get the boy they want, can be very jealous too. crazy, possessive and kind of clingy. marissa's will do anything they can to make their boyfriend happy and are always there for absolutely anybody who needs it.

marissa's are not the thinnest things around, but this makes them even more gorgeous then all the twigs. they have actual bodies and even though their boobs don't grow much in their beginning teens, their bodies are still amazingly beautiful. marissa's are always cute, funny, beautiful, amazingly gorgeous and have the prettiest eyes and the cutest noses. their faces don't seem to have a flaw, perfect skin and some marissa's don't tan as much as other people, but their pasty white skin makes them glow that much more and makes them even more beautiful. most marissa's are born with brown hair and blue eyes. marissa's are not that attractive in their younger years, but when the ages 15-25 hit, that is when they start to blossom into the beautiful woman they were destined to be.

wow, look at marissa.. she looks so much different then she did in elementary school. she's so fucking hot now!

man, marissa is so damn beautiful.. i don't get why she doesn't see it?

my girlfriend, marissa, is so possessive of me. it doesn't feel needy or clingy, it just kinda makes me feel loved and cared for a lot.

man, i talked to that guy over there, marissa's boyfriend and she nearly ate my face, megan fox style.

i just had the greatest talk with marissa, she made me feel so much better. i'm so happy she's around for whenever i need to talk to someone.

by Kanana July 25, 2010

1648πŸ‘ 342πŸ‘Ž


marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

β€œDamn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
β€œOh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."

by heyfever May 2, 2008

4301πŸ‘ 1856πŸ‘Ž


marissa

An amazing girl who is loved by everyone. She is perfect and loves food and gymnastics. She is the best girl who is easily loved. Amazing in the best way!!!!!!!

MMMMM look at hurr she must be a marissa

by carolyl April 24, 2015

31πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


marissa

The most amazing girl in the world. She is Beautiful. In one word that can describe her is Perfect. she is also very hot. hotter then a fire, even the cold wont cool her down.

brendan: oh my god.. your incredible! "marissa"

by this cool kid September 1, 2010

261πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž