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You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf
In a threesome, when it is 2 guys. One takes the back, one takes the mouth, and they both piss I’m her.
“I made Minnesotan meatloaf with my boyfriend and husband last night.”
In a threesome with 2 guys, one takes the ass and one takes the mouth. Then they both blow their loads in sync.
“Last night, my boyfriend and husband met each other and decided to make some Minnesotan meatloaf with me.”
A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot
Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!
When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”
Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!
When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!