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A very beautiful state in the USA located north of Mexico, south of Colorado, east of Arizona, and west of Texas. It's capital is Santa Fe, and it's largest city is Albuquerque. New Mexico has a very rich history. The majority of people who live there are Spanish, Mexican, Native American, or white. Spanish is commonly spoke there. Also an attraction for hippies, artists, and rich people. New Mexico stands out with very distinct political and cultural ideals from the rest of the United States. New Mexico is also known for Los Alamos National Lab, which has caused a great amount of pollution and is not supported by most New Mexico residents.
New Mexico has a specific type of red and green chiles which do not grow anywhere else in the world. They are used in almost every restaurant in the state. If you order a dish you will most likely be asked "Would you like red or green chile on that?"
Red Chile is more earthy and robust, while green chile is more fruity and usually more spicy. You can also ask for 'Christmas' which means both.
New Mexico is a desert region.
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a myth.
bossman, I don't know why you believe in Bigfoot, it's such a New Mexico.
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The alias used by Atlanta Falcons below-average "quarterback" Michael Vick. This alias was used because Vick contracted herpes and did not want it to become public when he went for treatment. The story became known because the should be criminal spread the disease to another woman. Keep in mind Vick was aware that he was carrying herpes.
Michael Vick should retire and permanently change his name to Ron Mexico because he really sucks.
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Friendly people, beautiful mountains, forests, desert and, of course, the best food in the world.
Can't wait to return to New Mexico and eat a burrito with green chilies.
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The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.
Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'
It also wears the same clothes every single day.
Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'
Doesn't know how an ipod works.
If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).
Resembles Sevurus Snape.
Bullshitter.
Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico
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A new thing that was started instead of 'Toronto Hardcore' by some boys.
They like to wear white shirts and scream EDGE at people.
"Shut up we're MEXICO TUFF!"
"Whats up?"
"MEXICO TUFFFFF!"
"What the fuck?"
"Shut up druggie."
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Anywhere around the central Valley in California.
Porterville,Visalia,Tulare,Exeter,Alpaugh...Etc...
"I live in Porterville aka Newest Mexico"
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