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This is when a girl gets down on her knees to give a guy (who is standing) a blow job. The girl wears a beer helmet with a full beer on each side, and the guy has the ends of the straws in his mouth and tries to finish both beers before he blows his load. Home Run!
It's a good thing I used 40's when she gave me The Miami Dugout, because my whiskey dick went extra innings.
You wake up at 10 am and start drinking. Hit the pool party from 1 pm to 10 pm. Shower and hit a more casual club such as Story until 5 am. At 5 am head to Space or Eleven until 11 am. Hit a bottomless brunch until 1 pm.
Evan is too much of a pussy to handle a Miami Day.
Zain hit 2 Miami days in a row and was blocked out for most of it. That guy is a legend.
A Miami trip is not complete unless you have one Miami Day.
When your man fills your “V”agina full of his semen and later you are walking through the hotel lobby and it comes out and loudly splats on the floor leaving a mess requiring a “wet floor” sign.
As Helen was waiting on her LYFT, she heard a big splat and looked down to see she “Dropped a Miami” right there in the hotel lobby! A giant creamy load lay right there between her feet!
Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.
This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!
When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”
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A sexual move where cocaine is snorted from the pubic hair.
Daniel earned money for concert tickets by letting old men give him a Miami Dandelion.
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only team in the history of the NFL to go undefeated (72-73 season) and win the super bowl in 1972 and 1973 led by bob griese and don schula.team of the great dan marino,zack thomas, ricky williams (fag ass),ronnie brown, jason taylor,and sam madison.the team was formed in 1968. the mascot is a dolphin known a t.d.the only team to beat the #1 team,while only winning 1 game,and finishing 4-12 in that season.all i have left to say is GO DOLPHINS!AND FUCK THE PATS AND JETS AND BILLS!
dam man,did u see wess welker return that punt,he ran all the way to the 10!mabey ronnie can score and tie up the game!GO MIAMI!DOLPHINS ROCK HARD!MIAMI DOLPHINS RULE!
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