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A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.
We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.
He’s a Journalist that came from Washington. He was working on a investigation that involved some soldiers in Afghanistan before being fired. He got emailed from Waylon Park. To which he went to Mount Massive Colorado. There, begins the game intro.
John: “Have you heard of Miles Upshur?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”
Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!
Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?
Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'
When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.
Look at that bitch doing a Miles
While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked
Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come
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(Adj) A physical appearance suggesting an individual has lived a tough existance; usually as a result of substance abuse. The term originates from the distinction between a car that has "city miles" versus "highway miles."
I really don't believe that Kate is 32. If she really is that age, she's got some serious City Miles.
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