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The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.
My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.
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When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.
X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(
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It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.
Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.
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A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!
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Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.
I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.
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The Russian equivalent of "bringing democracy to Iraq."
"I am authorizing a special military operation in Ukraine." - Vladimir Putin
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