minecraft

a game where you build shit

#1 hey Anthony you wanna go to a

#2 get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft

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minecraft

the game where kids get to rot their minds, build bloody nonsense, and fight with punky lil swords.

dang, my online classes aint workin', lemme play minecraft

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Minecraft

A game only real humans play

Real Person: Let's play minecraft!
Dumb Fuck: No, I'd rather play fortnite!

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minecraft

the most addicting thing in the universe

minecraft is why i'm not bored when i'm at home

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Minecraft

A game for people who haven't gone through puberty yet. It saps away at your conscience and you will never know the true world of gaming.

Person 1: Hey! Wanna play minecraft with me?
Person 2: Fak off! Imma play some CoD!

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minecraft

A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.

Minecraft

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Minecraft

-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.

Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"

Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"

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