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Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.
She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder
A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.
His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.
When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral
"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"
Something so simple that even a child can understand.
Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.
Someone who has no standards in relationships, no hygiene and can’t sing, you can’t even be in the same room as them for a long time. You say it when you want to make them feel like they are class but they’re actually ass.
Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.
A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.
Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.
When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”