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(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
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small bruise like spot located usually on the lower back. Most Pacific Islanders have one. It designates true Pacific Island blood.
If you look at her back you can tell she is a Chamorro, she has a Mongolian spot.
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an old term for a retard or someone with mongolism. some, who must be mongolian idiots themselves, like to confuse this term with mongoloid idiot which is not a real term. mongolian idiot is a term within itself. a mongoloid idiot is merely an idiot who is mongolian. DO NOT get them confused unless you want to be a total douche.
that kid is eating his helmet when he should be wearing it. oh he must be a mongolain idiot.
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A game of skill derived in All Hallows Catholic School common room. The original players include
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.
Mr. Shaw isn't in his office, let's play Mongolian tig. Dez are you playing?
No I've got some maths to do
What for Mrs. Coates?
Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.
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When a couple engage in anal sex, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. The male will then ejaculate on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3.
I gave my bitch the mongolian piledriver last night, she was out for the count!
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To do a Mongolian Sauna first you need to get your balls nice and sweaty, ya know like after a football game or hmmm you get the point then you suffocate some dame until she passes out with your sweaty man sack aka mongolian sauna
girlfiend-im so bored when can we get out of here
boyfriend-im done playin,damn your anoying when we get back im give'n you a Mongolian Sauna
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A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
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