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muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore October 19, 2007

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Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill

Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"

by JuneauPankake February 7, 2010

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Muddy Mary

An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.

Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.

by Matt Whipple December 30, 2009

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muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 12, 2004

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muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

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muddy forest

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.

I gave Eva a muddy forest.

by jimmy jibberish November 16, 2007

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Muddy buddies

Term for two gay male lovers. Men who like anal from another man.

Jeff and Bill don't like girls, they're muddy buddies.

by punkscum August 15, 2013

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