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Two men violently making out,
or one man and an Italian woman.
Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight
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The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.
Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.
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When a player is a legit god at a video game
okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey
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Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
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The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
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When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner
She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache
Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.
I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!