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my ass is on the line

Being responsible for something.

โ€œMy ass is on the line if you make that mistake โ€

by Loโ€™Gash May 4, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


butter my ass

N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.

The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:

1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention

2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies

3) fucking with or screwing with

1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."

by Lax1334 June 6, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck my ass

Is the term used to inform a member of the community to expose their mouth for the entry of another persons ANUS!!

This can be quite enjoyable and is used for sexual purposes in the western world, while it is widely used for torture in the eastern world

Their are a wide range of ass sucking techniques such as hairy jaw, poo gob and tutti face

It is important for people to remember please do not use these techniques, unless you are in the guidance of an experienced ass sucker.

Uhhhhhhhh suck my ass baby..................yeah that's right lick the poo out

by Rug Muncher August 2, 2013

106๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my ass

something i would be saying to the haters.

suck my ass billy, your a confused 14 year old.

by XD suck my ass October 16, 2014

44๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat my ass

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night

Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.

by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016

43๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tits-in-my-ass

To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.

1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"

by wookie4747 April 7, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit My Ass

v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.

Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"

Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."

by HeadPoolieInCharge June 27, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž