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Englewood, NJ

The "hoodest" town in Bergen County. Half of Englewood is extremely wealthy and houses many famous figures and many people of Jewish/White ethnicities.

The other half of Englewood (3rd and 4th wards) is almost completely Black/Latino and mostly lower middle-class or lower class citizens.

The 3rd and 4th Wards of Englewood are distinguished as the "bad side" because of its reputation for crime, drugs, alcohol, and its evidently cruder living situations. Guns aren't a neccessity as it isn't THAT bad...but it aint that good either.

On a brighter note, Englewood is the hometown of rap legends "the Sugarhill Gang" who created the first hit hiphop record "Rappers Delight". Englewood is also the hometown of rappers Serius Jones and Lady Luck as well as actor John Travolta.

Englewood, NJ is the hoodest town in Bergen County!

My pops grew up in Englewood and said its the best town to grow up in if you want to see "all the different spectrums of America".

Some delinquents in the 4th ward stole $150 from my brother when he went to the corner store.

Benny's Dad went back to Englewood after 55 years and was upset to see how bad it had gotten.

by TGameHustler January 16, 2010

19πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Jackson,NJ

Jackson, NJ is a place where there's more old people homes than streets. A place where the road Wright Debow is notorious and everyone knows whats up when you say it. All kids are either drug addicts or alcoholics. We have the most fun, and everyone retty much wishes they were from Jackson. We're 20 minutes from every beach and mall, and an hour from NY and Philly. Everyone smokes weed, including your mom. It's a place for hicks and wanna be gangsters come together.


you don't understand Jackson,NJ unless you're from Jackson,NJ.

why don't you party in the woods like normal jackson people?

by srf October 30, 2006

18πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


wall nj

The most bipolar town in new Jersey. U have ur north wall people who think they’re ghetto and shit, and ur south wall pricks who are either ghetto or better than everyone else. But hey, at least it’s not spring lake and their dumb Irish asses.

Kid 1: where r u from?
Kid 2: Wall nj
Kid 1: thank god ur not from spring lake
Kid 2: spring lake is shit
Kid 1: yeah #springlakegang is so white it hurts #irishRivera

Kid 2: agreed

by Canthang April 29, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


princeton, nj

princeton is a medium sized town in central new jersey, basically filled with elitists and not elitists. the elitists have money, own lots of vineyard vines and tommy hilfiger clothes, and the other people are basically normal. besides the usual breakout fight or kids getting caught juuling nothing ever happens. the center of town is just referred to as β€œtown”. the best things to do are go to all the ice cream places or walk in campus. go the the woodrow wilson fountain or to the football stadium. that’s where people make out. sneaking into frat parties is the highlight of a friday night.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: princeton, nj.

person 1: wow that towns boring.

by izzybhurtin69420 April 17, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Edison NJ

A place in North Jersey where it takes you back to India. Edison has bunch of indian shops lined up together and its the haven for all indian immigrants whose trying to get away from the hussle and bussle of the curry munching country, btw it smells like curry here in Edison in every corner. Its like 50 mins away from nyc but the ppl here are so stuck ups that they act like theyre from new york. Don’t buy anything from here cause you finna be scammed.

Mom: Hey beta we are going saree shopping in Edison.

The kid: Nooo not again we went for the fourth time this month!

Mom: shut up, chup chap, get in the car!

Just go to Edison NJ to witness and soak it all in. πŸ›Ί

by AmericanBornConfusedDesi May 9, 2023

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vernon,NJ

Vernon,NJ a nice beautiful town filled with nice farms and beautiful plazas. It doesn't have your usually freaks.

Hey New Milford is soo ugly.
Lets move to Vernon,NJ

by lacrossegirl09 October 22, 2009

23πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Paterson, NJ

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.

Aren't there a lot of whores in Paterson, NJ?
Paterson, NJ sucks.
Can't anyone score a dime in Paterson, NJ?

by Samantha Minardi May 9, 2008

91πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž